Simplicity at its best.

Unnecessary infomation.
Name : Joel
Class : 3E3
Job : Nerd
Likes ;
To be clean.
The yoga ball.
The white rabbit milk sweet, before the f--king melamine.
Your mom.

Random

LINKs.
The social outcast that i already am. Alphabetical orders are for kiddies.
Jiaqi Jodi Zhi ren Azhar Rachel LEE Wee Siang Steffi Azrayna Rachel FONG Fahimaaa Dioon Nabeeel

THANKs.

Sunday, May 16, 2010
__6:33 AM.

Lol hellllooo.
Exams are finally over! Yay.
In your mind you're saying 'Psh, tell me something i dont know'.
Well IM SORRY for being the less intelligent one.
I do have an excuse for that too ; my parents knock my head against the wall
when i was young, you can't blame them.
Anyway, im thinking of setting up a twitter to bitch about things, or maybe YOU.
Nah, thats just mean, but thats what everyone does to me everyday.
Case scenario : Even the MSN bots appear offline to me cuz i blabber to them everyday.
Anyway i'll stop being awkward and end this shizz.
PS : Computer broke. Im putting this last cause you care THAT much.




Sunday, March 7, 2010
__3:33 AM.

Sup homies.
See what i did there? I raised my cool guage by quite a bit.
Meh,Who am i joking. >_>
I really dislike those people who act gangster-ish like.
You all know what im talking about, brotha. Joking. Looool
If you're not reading these in disgust yet, im just gonna continue.
Anyway, i had a great time at the career exhibition thingy at suntec.
NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE IN THE FUTURE.
Yea, right.
I cut through the exhibition and went out after 5minutes, though there
were other people who were already out o_o
And after going to ground level, also saw my form teacher. Role model ftw.
I went to arcade with cl, amirul and auntie lucy.. I mean JQ.
OMG I HAVE FRIENDS?! (Proof : Last message in cbox is 2009)
Yea i was probably stalking them and do those 'Omg i didn't know you were
here' moves and joined up with them.

Anyway, i found some nice songs, real songs and not crappy ones..
I call them the cheer you up songs. xD
Been listening to them a lot lately.. No idea why..
Train - Hey soul sister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglSCIpaXPs



Wednesday, February 17, 2010
__6:55 AM.

Half the time, when i blog. I feel like im talking to myself. Oh wait. I AM.
Anyway, im going to talk abt awkwardness.
Yea, that uneasy feeling that you have at a certain part of time that isn't from the HIV you're hiding from peeps, yea. That feeling.
Anyway, there are some really obvious situations where awkwardness happens.
1. When you know a relative / friend is pregnant. Tell them to use protection next time
Jk. I dunno if it only happens to me but when i see someone pregnant and asks how long
has it been, i would just think really hard. Wow , shes 5months pregnant.. She had sex
5 months ago, man im jealous. Jkjk. Its like having a baby indirectly tells you..
I had sex.
2.When you make a Jiaqi-type of joke.
It can range from anything. Jiaqi knows how to make really really really good jokes
out of nothing. If you never listened to her genie joke, you're missing out of life.
3. When you suddenly talk and silence happens in the crowd.
God thats the most annoying thing that can ever happen, you know what, im not going to
even describe it. Maybe even watching Hannah Montana or Chris angel's "magic" stuns
aren't as bad as it.

Lol, thats all i have to complain about. Im going to like have a life now.. No im lying, im just going to go straight back to bed. Cya.



Friday, January 22, 2010
__2:46 AM.

Hey sexy. O NO PLEASE DUN RUN AWAY , I WAS JUST KIDDING.
I really have to think of more ways of saying hi. Theres just too little ways of saying hi.
And dun even suggest of charolette's web-salutations. Over-rated.
I have been browsing through some blogs lately, oh come on im not a stalker..
The most i do is like .. Read about your life and spy on you... Sniff your hair..
But stalkers can be much worse. And lol, everytime i look at the links for blogs, i keep clicking on
my own one, cuz im just sooo not popular, and the mention of my name excites me. Im totally becoming Mr.Popular.
These-are-things-i-want-you-to-know,-but-you-dun-want-to-know -section.
And back to my regular life, I SPILLED MILK ON MY KEYBOARD. But it didn't malfunction though it had LED backlights, razer ftw?
In-focus has been great. Like totally. I mean, what more can you ask for ; staying back afterschool and study?! HEH. Doesn't get any better than this. Thats what she said.
I can't think of rants right now, my mind is clouded with too many thoughts, NOT EMO THOUGHTS.
And i just found out youtube is owned by google, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? OMG GOOGLE IS LIKE TAKING OVER THE CYBER WORLD. Next thing you know, you'll see google household brands. Though i really don't mind. Google is a awesome company.
I really hate drama series such as 'Little nyona' And ' Together'
THOSE WERE IN THE PAST, GET OVER IT. ITS NOT EVEN REAL.

Well its the end of the section, i should probably rename it 'Fuck you joel for wasting my time reading' section. Im sure you're hurling those at me right now.\
And remember, nothing is offensive unless it contains jews and nazi party.



Thursday, January 14, 2010
__10:09 PM.

Blog poosst.
I apologize for not updating the blog regularly these days. I see blogging as something i do in my free time. And im too busy with friends these days. No, im just busy with games.
I feel so pathetic these days. Social-wise i mean. I put my handphone in my bag for 5 days without taking it out. Just 1 or 2 new messages. Fail. Handphone batteries runs out in 2 weeks or less.
I made it to the record of 3 weeks. Yay.
Anyway. Been up to the same old things these days. Really. When i was supposed to write a journal about my sec 4 life in CE period. I really couldn't come up with anything. But i sorta prefer it that way. Lol.
Im looking forward to have a life next week.

(This is like one of my personal-life post in my whole blog. Can't think of anything funny.
OMGG IM TURNING EMO. Liez.)



Wednesday, December 30, 2009
__7:17 PM.

Don't bitch to me how i didn't update lol.
Here you goooo.

I finally became a man. And you know why? No its definately not related to puberty.
Puberty is like something you have to undergo through, but becoming a man thats different.
You all are wuss and pansy-s to me. You know what task i had to under go? YOU KNOW?
I had a car trip to malaysia... WITH FOOD POISONING. Yea, im getting the ladies now aren't i.
Comeon, i had food poisoning the day before driving to malaysia.. It was so crappy. You won't believe how many times i went to the toilet and urgues to puke.
My parents still insisted me on going malaysia though, 'oh cuz we already sent you to a doctor, you'll be fine'. Do they think they're freaking miracle workers. Just holding my poop in in the car was torture-ous. Then there was so many food i couldn't eat.. Urghhh. Yea and my parents purposely bought all the nice food to eat infront of me. Now you know where i got my annoyance gene from.
Anyway, i'mma stop bragging about my amazing task. Yes, brag, if you underwent what i been through, you'll brag too. And probably twitter it and put it in your facebook.
Yea, im the kid whos too cool for face book and twitter. -Looks at fail twitter insertment picture-

School is starting guys.! Looking forward to the new school, in march i think.
In the meantime, chill and rape whoever you want now cause you're only 15.
Cya.



Tuesday, December 1, 2009
__8:54 PM.

Hah! And people said i can't stay at home all day for 30 days. Well, i did go out. Anyway, im creating this post while my game patches. Psh. 5 more days of exp to go!
Heh, i think this is no life enough. 1hr = 9-10% of exp. And i level at least once everyday. Do the math yourself.
Anyway, do you know.. Whatt.. really ruins a good blog? Music players. You know you're reading a friend's blog and just keep reading and reading.. Then freaking music plays. God, these music players are hard to find sometimes, and some don't even have a pause button. And sucks to be you if you music player is a shape of an ipod. CAUSE I HAVE ONE AND YOU DON'T SO YOU RESORT TO VIRTUAL TO EASE YOUR PAIN.
Anyway, music are ok to put.. But IMO these are the things that should be restricted.
-Drums
-Vocals
-Miley cyrus (<--- Seriously, her singing is bleah)
-Acoustic guitar
And MUST PUTS are..
-Bass
-Instrumental
-Piano

Thats it, i prefer instrumental songs. Its more soothing to read blogs and hear instrumental musics at times, IMO, if you want a good song. Always hear the instrumental version before listening to vocals version. E.G If you notice, lady gaga's instrumental versions sucks.
And the only one who satisfy the category is...
Azhar's blog. Woo congratulations and shit.

Instrumentals. Rule.