Don't bitch to me how i didn't update lol.
Here you goooo.

I finally became a man. And you know why? No its definately not related to puberty.
Puberty is like something you have to undergo through, but becoming a man thats different.
You all are wuss and pansy-s to me. You know what task i had to under go? YOU KNOW?
I had a car trip to malaysia... WITH FOOD POISONING. Yea, im getting the ladies now aren't i.
Comeon, i had food poisoning the day before driving to malaysia.. It was so crappy. You won't believe how many times i went to the toilet and urgues to puke.
My parents still insisted me on going malaysia though, 'oh cuz we already sent you to a doctor, you'll be fine'. Do they think they're freaking miracle workers. Just holding my poop in in the car was torture-ous. Then there was so many food i couldn't eat.. Urghhh. Yea and my parents purposely bought all the nice food to eat infront of me. Now you know where i got my annoyance gene from.
Anyway, i'mma stop bragging about my amazing task. Yes, brag, if you underwent what i been through, you'll brag too. And probably twitter it and put it in your facebook.
Yea, im the kid whos too cool for face book and twitter. -Looks at fail twitter insertment picture-

School is starting guys.! Looking forward to the new school, in march i think.
In the meantime, chill and rape whoever you want now cause you're only 15.
Cya.