The only companion you need

2010-05-16T06:33:00.001-07:00

Lol hellllooo.

Exams are finally over! Yay.

In your mind you're saying 'Psh, tell me something i dont know'.

Well IM SORRY for being the less intelligent one.

I do have an excuse for that too ; my parents knock my head against the wall

when i was young, you can't blame them.

Anyway, im thinking of setting up a twitter to bitch about things, or maybe YOU.

Nah, thats just mean, but thats what everyone does to me everyday.

Case scenario : Even the MSN bots appear offline to me cuz i blabber to them everyday.

Anyway i'll stop being awkward and end this shizz.

PS : Computer broke. Im putting this last cause you care THAT much.

2010-03-07T03:33:00.001-08:00

Sup homies.
See what i did there? I raised my cool guage by quite a bit.
Meh,Who am i joking. >_>
I really dislike those people who act gangster-ish like.
You all know what im talking about, brotha. Joking. Looool
If you're not reading these in disgust yet, im just gonna continue.
Anyway, i had a great time at the career exhibition thingy at suntec.
NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE IN THE FUTURE.
Yea, right.
I cut through the exhibition and went out after 5minutes, though there
were other people who were already out o_o
And after going to ground level, also saw my form teacher. Role model ftw.
I went to arcade with cl, amirul and auntie lucy.. I mean JQ.
OMG I HAVE FRIENDS?! (Proof : Last message in cbox is 2009)
Yea i was probably stalking them and do those 'Omg i didn't know you were
here' moves and joined up with them.

Anyway, i found some nice songs, real songs and not crappy ones..
I call them the cheer you up songs. xD
Been listening to them a lot lately.. No idea why..
Train - Hey soul sister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglSCIpaXPs

2010-02-17T06:55:00.000-08:00

Half the time, when i blog. I feel like im talking to myself. Oh wait. I AM.
Anyway, im going to talk abt awkwardness.
Yea, that uneasy feeling that you have at a certain part of time that isn't from the HIV you're hiding from peeps, yea. That feeling.
Anyway, there are some really obvious situations where awkwardness happens.
1. When you know a relative / friend is pregnant. Tell them to use protection next time
Jk. I dunno if it only happens to me but when i see someone pregnant and asks how long
has it been, i would just think really hard. Wow , shes 5months pregnant.. She had sex
5 months ago, man im jealous. Jkjk. Its like having a baby indirectly tells you..
I had sex.
2.When you make a Jiaqi-type of joke.
It can range from anything. Jiaqi knows how to make really really really good jokes
out of nothing. If you never listened to her genie joke, you're missing out of life.
3. When you suddenly talk and silence happens in the crowd.
God thats the most annoying thing that can ever happen, you know what, im not going to
even describe it. Maybe even watching Hannah Montana or Chris angel's "magic" stuns
aren't as bad as it.

Lol, thats all i have to complain about. Im going to like have a life now.. No im lying, im just going to go straight back to bed. Cya.

2010-01-22T02:46:00.000-08:00

Hey sexy. O NO PLEASE DUN RUN AWAY , I WAS JUST KIDDING.
I really have to think of more ways of saying hi. Theres just too little ways of saying hi.
And dun even suggest of charolette's web-salutations. Over-rated.
I have been browsing through some blogs lately, oh come on im not a stalker..
The most i do is like .. Read about your life and spy on you... Sniff your hair..
But stalkers can be much worse. And lol, everytime i look at the links for blogs, i keep clicking on
my own one, cuz im just sooo not popular, and the mention of my name excites me. Im totally becoming Mr.Popular.
These-are-things-i-want-you-to-know,-but-you-dun-want-to-know -section.
And back to my regular life, I SPILLED MILK ON MY KEYBOARD. But it didn't malfunction though it had LED backlights, razer ftw?
In-focus has been great. Like totally. I mean, what more can you ask for ; staying back afterschool and study?! HEH. Doesn't get any better than this. Thats what she said.
I can't think of rants right now, my mind is clouded with too many thoughts, NOT EMO THOUGHTS.
And i just found out youtube is owned by google, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? OMG GOOGLE IS LIKE TAKING OVER THE CYBER WORLD. Next thing you know, you'll see google household brands. Though i really don't mind. Google is a awesome company.
I really hate drama series such as 'Little nyona' And ' Together'
THOSE WERE IN THE PAST, GET OVER IT. ITS NOT EVEN REAL.

Well its the end of the section, i should probably rename it 'Fuck you joel for wasting my time reading' section. Im sure you're hurling those at me right now.\
And remember, nothing is offensive unless it contains jews and nazi party.

2010-01-14T22:09:00.000-08:00

Blog poosst.
I apologize for not updating the blog regularly these days. I see blogging as something i do in my free time. And im too busy with friends these days. No, im just busy with games.
I feel so pathetic these days. Social-wise i mean. I put my handphone in my bag for 5 days without taking it out. Just 1 or 2 new messages. Fail. Handphone batteries runs out in 2 weeks or less.
I made it to the record of 3 weeks. Yay.
Anyway. Been up to the same old things these days. Really. When i was supposed to write a journal about my sec 4 life in CE period. I really couldn't come up with anything. But i sorta prefer it that way. Lol.
Im looking forward to have a life next week.

(This is like one of my personal-life post in my whole blog. Can't think of anything funny.
OMGG IM TURNING EMO. Liez.)

2009-12-30T19:17:00.000-08:00

Don't bitch to me how i didn't update lol.
Here you goooo.

I finally became a man. And you know why? No its definately not related to puberty.
Puberty is like something you have to undergo through, but becoming a man thats different.
You all are wuss and pansy-s to me. You know what task i had to under go? YOU KNOW?
I had a car trip to malaysia... WITH FOOD POISONING. Yea, im getting the ladies now aren't i.
Comeon, i had food poisoning the day before driving to malaysia.. It was so crappy. You won't believe how many times i went to the toilet and urgues to puke.
My parents still insisted me on going malaysia though, 'oh cuz we already sent you to a doctor, you'll be fine'. Do they think they're freaking miracle workers. Just holding my poop in in the car was torture-ous. Then there was so many food i couldn't eat.. Urghhh. Yea and my parents purposely bought all the nice food to eat infront of me. Now you know where i got my annoyance gene from.
Anyway, i'mma stop bragging about my amazing task. Yes, brag, if you underwent what i been through, you'll brag too. And probably twitter it and put it in your facebook.
Yea, im the kid whos too cool for face book and twitter. -Looks at fail twitter insertment picture-

School is starting guys.! Looking forward to the new school, in march i think.
In the meantime, chill and rape whoever you want now cause you're only 15.
Cya.

2009-12-01T20:54:00.000-08:00

Hah! And people said i can't stay at home all day for 30 days. Well, i did go out. Anyway, im creating this post while my game patches. Psh. 5 more days of exp to go!
Heh, i think this is no life enough. 1hr = 9-10% of exp. And i level at least once everyday. Do the math yourself.
Anyway, do you know.. Whatt.. really ruins a good blog? Music players. You know you're reading a friend's blog and just keep reading and reading.. Then freaking music plays. God, these music players are hard to find sometimes, and some don't even have a pause button. And sucks to be you if you music player is a shape of an ipod. CAUSE I HAVE ONE AND YOU DON'T SO YOU RESORT TO VIRTUAL TO EASE YOUR PAIN.
Anyway, music are ok to put.. But IMO these are the things that should be restricted.
-Drums
-Vocals
-Miley cyrus (<--- Seriously, her singing is bleah)
-Acoustic guitar
And MUST PUTS are..
-Bass
-Instrumental
-Piano

Thats it, i prefer instrumental songs. Its more soothing to read blogs and hear instrumental musics at times, IMO, if you want a good song. Always hear the instrumental version before listening to vocals version. E.G If you notice, lady gaga's instrumental versions sucks.
And the only one who satisfy the category is...
Azhar's blog. Woo congratulations and shit.

Instrumentals. Rule.

2009-11-15T06:22:00.000-08:00

So.. What should i do guys. My blog is too small to insert a twitter box. And i don't like change.
You know why, cause i suck at blogskins. Someone wanna tell me what to do? Urggg.

2009-11-11T04:40:00.000-08:00

Just wanted to let you know what im doing.
25 MORE DAYS TO GO. Thus, im on -No life- status.
This 2x exp isn't easy to get ok. T.T
Might not update as often as im too busy training.
I FEEL LIKE JIAQI WITH SHOWING AUDITION PICTURES EXCEPT MINE IS NOT AUDITION.

2009-11-05T05:56:00.000-08:00

I'm going to do rants once in awhile. Cause life is just too perfect. [<-- Lie]
Got tagged to do a quiz. Yea. My first quiz. Take a photo. Have a party. Get drunk and have unprotected sex.

P.S : I always think quizes are not really funny. No one wants to know THAT much about you.
So i shall remove some of the questions.

2. Do you like your first name?
I get confuse between first, middle and last name. So i have no idea which one you're
talking about.

3.How long have you liked the person you currently like?
You know, this is exactly what i hate about quiz s.
Isn't there any quizes for single people these days.

4. Have you kissed anyone in the last 48 hours?
I practice making out with the mirror everyday. Oh yeah, im getting some.

6. What are you doing this morning at 8 am?
Touching myself. But who wants to know so much.
So im going to say i was in school.

7. What are you doing an hour ago?
Sex.

9. Who last texted you a msg?
SBS Iris. Yes seriously. My life sucks.

10. Have to told anybody you love them today?
I sent several winks out to people, they just shrug and think it was a joke. -Sigh-

13. What was the reason behind the last time you cried?
Pain? Dude. Leg cramps are painful. Its like. Oh you're sleeping peacefully.
Then you wake up and the next thing you know is you curling up in pain.
Just like how your mom wakes up every morning after i spend a good night with her.

15. Have you kissed anyone who's name starts with C?
A corndog. Like those love scenes in movies, then sex scene. Yep, did the same.

16. Name someone who make you smiles today, how?
F--- you Jiaqi.

18. Which of the friend stays closet to you.
Closet? Cupboard? The bogey man lives in my closet.

19. Do you prefer to call or to text?
Anyone who knows me well enough knows that i text more.
Call me and i'll reject your call. And send an sms saying 'Yes?'

21. Can you live a day without tv and your phone?
Hell yea. iTouch and computer ftw.

23. Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it?
Tempo.

25. When is your last hug and second last hug?
When i was 7 and got attacked by a pedophile.
I kinda liked it.

Im too lazy to do the rest. Sorry. XD

And im not gonna fucking ask other people to do it. I hate chain messages/quiz.

2009-11-03T07:46:00.000-08:00

Ohh yea. Im getting personal.
Ranting on : A really weird small unaffective action.
Yea, the smallest action irritates me. You all really don't have to know this but.. Since you're already wasting your time glancing through my blog, lets go personal.
You know in those TV dramas, where 2 people would be like in a resturant and ordering their drinks / food . Eventually it arrives and..
Then.. OH NOES. THEY GET INTO A ARGUMENT. And one of them just leaves the place angrily.
Yea? Nothing wrong? DUDE, THE FOOD. OMG, YOU GO TO A HIGH CLASS RESTURANT AND YOU JUST LEAVE YOUR ORDERED FOOD THERE. Steak, cocktail. AND YOU JUST GO OFF.
Oh wow, yea. Don't finish it. Just go off. I would totally die to dine in such resturants. If i were to have a wishlist before i die, number one would be to dine at a good resturant. Well, probably everyother wish is to eat good food. Anyway, returning to the 'Fuck, im rich and im angry, so i can order nice food and leave' people. Man, i should totally make friends with rich people and follow them around. Or piss them off real bad. There, lunch breakfast dinner settled.

Back to reality.
STEP program is a bitch. Sucks to know that sec 1 and 2s are enjoying their holiday while the sec3s are .. Oh what? STILL IN SCHOOL? HAHAHHA. I'mma pinky finger you, if you ever say that to me. But heh, i have no friends in sec 2 and 1. Social-life fail.

Edit : Im finding a word that means irriate / annoyed. That rhymes with arc / ark. Can anyone help me out. :<

2009-10-28T04:06:00.000-07:00

First things first.
I just took my photo for my passport on sunday.. After recieving the photos, my mom commented that my eyes looks so small. I guess it takes my mom about
fucking 15 years (And 22 days XD)
to find out im asian , or that SHES asian. Or that im adopted.

Anyway, been doing fine lately. Yea joel, who wanna know how you're doing.
Life is a blur these days, its sad that my social connections is only revolving to the only few people in my class, im socialable but theres just some people i really dislike making friends with.
Yea, you know who you are. Joking, if you're reading my blog, you're probably someone i like, cuz im too invisible for the 'outer connections' to notice that i have a blog.

P.S Its too hard to make any of the sentences i type non-emo. See, i'll show you an example.
Life sucks, no one likes me. <--- Emo? Yes.
There are too many emo blogs these days, what happen to the fun ol' way of blogs.

2009-10-25T01:02:00.000-07:00

Ranting on...
Japanese/Korean stars / singers
You guys know what im talking about. Everybody is going crazy over Japanese and korean stars.
Yea, i have to admit, their songs are good. But i don't understand why people are gaga over
Ko/Ja acters. Yea, good looks, but not only they have good looks. WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICANS. God, i have to say at times, caucasians are definately better looking than asian people. I mean, look at Mandy Jiroux , Megan fox. Geez, you guys are blind. Im so one sided now, how am i suppose to know what the girls like.
Do you know that aunties love korean drama yea? Jiaqi, you're on the way, i'll send you a box of tissues on your next birthday.

Im a hypocrite, im listening to a korean song right now.

2009-10-22T08:22:00.000-07:00

Hospitals.
Well i recently been to the polyclinic for some weird reasons. The feeling in hospitals is always so tensed, TV drama much. I mean seriously, i don't see people talking at all neither smiling, heh.
Anyway, the doctors had to obtain a blood sample or something, well i did. God, it felt soo weird.
I was not advised to look at the needle while it was poking in so i really didn't know what was going on. And two test tubes of blood were extracted. Ewww, the test tubes look gross maybe cause i know thats my blood in it. Oh ya, and the medicines i recieved were cheaper than 'doctors consultantion'. I guess the government really subsidised it for us. Propaganda blog ftw.
I know this is boring text but you know. The excitment only starts when at night with your mom.

2009-10-20T01:22:00.000-07:00

As promised. Update!

I feel like an social outcast these days, i mean probably because of the exam stress? My action are a lot more childish and immature. This is probably the only way i can deal with stress, if not i'll be the ADHD kids you see on the streets. (<---- Whoa, big move joel big move)
That reminds me, is it easy to tell if someone has ADHD? I mean some people can tell by their faces?( Do they make a special face?) Cheh. Maybe im just attracting attention. But i know who gives me more than enough attention every night. Booya.

Physics paper was hard, yea concrete hard. (HA HA HA HA HA HA )
No seriously, i mean how the f--- do you find friction for the last question
Its worth 10 maarksss and finding friction was 1 mark.
And i needed the friction to continue with the rest of the questions! Arrghh

Maths was a bit of a breeze. I know i have already lost abt 10marks but im happy.
You know why. Cause i saved 6 marks when i thought i couldn't do it at all.
Whoa, i was soo happy that time.
Heh.

Anyway, i'll put up the pictures of birthday gifts up. I don't it when my maid is at home and if i hold a camera in my hands and take picture of food and soft toys. And cameras freak me out, if i take a picture and you see a fog/dust particle, my imagination would go nuts. Then i would hyperventilate, and yea. You won't wanna see me panic, like real panic. Not 'Oh no, twilight movie tickets are filled. I can't see jacob black and edward cullen anymoree' type. Sheesh, i really have a problem now. And does anybody still watch Singapore idol? It was a hit thing in the past when it first came out.

Cya beetches.

2009-10-19T06:46:00.001-07:00

Updates? You wish. Maybe tommorow.
Im gonna go all out with amaths and physics!

2009-10-12T08:22:00.000-07:00

Like any other blogs, im gonna complain about the examsss.
The hell is wrong with the educational system inventing something called exams. Bullcrap, the authorities could just
let education be education without the exams but noooo
invent something where you'll have to cramp all the knowledge you learnt into a period of time. Speaking of complaining, your mom didn't complain that much of what i did to her after i switched off the bedroom lights.

Anyway, im still happy lately, that the 3 most disturbing subjects are gone. Geo [<-- I know theres still one more] , SS , Chemistry. Psh, theres still history and maths and crap. Sucks to be me.

SMS time :
Me : Studying?
CL : Can't study anymoree
Me : Why? Too tired?
CL : Nope, im drunk at a wedding party.
Me : Wow, you drink? Remember practice safe s- I mean drive responsibility.

You guys sure love hearing me beetch.

2009-10-06T06:54:00.000-07:00

Alright, its my birthdayyy, i'll be public-tizing this blog to people i know soon.
As for the presents, you would notice i didn't really thank you that much when you gave the present to me, well. Its actually cause i don't know how to say thanks XD.
So here you go guys! A cheaply, advertisement filled ,copy and paste from google pictures , yep. I care about you all
this much.

Epic sms with jodi.
[Was having birthday dinner]
Jodi : Oh, i know you go eat at some high class place!
I was actually downstairs at the hawker center, eating crab.
Fucking high class, yea.
-Sigh-

I'll probably take a picture of the presents i recieved in the near future.
Thanks for taking the time to read my post.

Story

2009-10-01T06:50:00.001-07:00

Chapter One

Alright, blog created. It feels really weird having one, i mean like. What am i suppose to do with a blog? Probably describe how hot your mom and I last night, like seriously, do i drag on and on about the day or something? It feels weird to have an online diary that everyone can have access to, yea? Maybe i'll just put all my secrets in here. Huh? You would like that don't you.

P.S : Zhiren created a blog the same day as me i think O_O